The Genetic Marker for Liberalism and Progressivism Has Been Found
Coming on the heels of a report by 119 Comments, the chief medical editor of NBC’s Today Show, that parents with preborn babies with genetic disorders should be given the chance to “decide whether they’re going to continue that pregnancy or not,” a report from Dr. Adolf Schicklgruber reports that a genetic marker for liberalism and progressivism has just been found.
After years of research in his native Austria, Dr. Schicklgruber published his results in the Contra-Liberal Review.
Dr. Schicklgruber was confident that testing for the malady could begin before the 2016 election in the United States. While the political effects would not be felt for another 20 years, in an interview in the Austrian Times, he assured everyone, that coupled with high abortion rates among liberals and the impossibility of homosexuals giving birth, that liberalism could be wiped out within a generation.
His only fear is that politicians, most of whom are liberal, would outlaw the procedure before the testing apparatus makes its way to prenatal offices. Dr. Schicklgruber was confident, however, that the procedure would be upheld by the courts since there is a growing body of scientific evidence that liberal and progressivism are mental disorders. In fact, Dr. Michael Alan Weiner, who holds advanced degrees in medical botany and medical anthropology and a Ph.D. from the University of California, Berkeley, in nutritional ethnomedicine, has written the book Liberalism is a Mental Disorder.